comeupkid415:

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

My main goal is to ball so hard mothafuckas be embarrassed they dont ball half as hard as me

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goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism
sandydope:

Third eye ✔️
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sandydope:

Third eye ✔️

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(Source: lambsmilk)

viazi:

screencap redraw!!!! *O*

I’VE BEEN MEANING TO DO ONE OF THESE FOR SO LONG and when i found this screencap i knew it wa s perfect heuheheuhe

thugmissus:

xemkgx:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

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(Source: podalecki)

annmello:

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annmello:

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sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus


judas no
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sophmoreslump:

sophmoreslump:

im jesus

judas no

(Source: aryanne-targaryen)

paxamgays:

i just love how there’s this one side who is always like ‘AW PATRICK STUMP MY LIL BABY FACE ANGEL CUPCAKE PIE’ and then there’s the radically opposite side that’s ‘LET ME CALCULATE THE ANGLE OF HIS CURVED DICK USING INTENSE MATHEMATICAL FORMULAS. 6.3 INCHES SOFT. BEND ME OVER.’

Best crush description ever

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Being called princess is one of my favourite things

(Source: misterjandharley)