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wumbovaries:

I saw these cool guys at the aquarium today

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whatisahogwarts asked: Oky, so I'm actually really in love with your blog and I feel this is super relevant. There's a kickstarter for an invention called the Golden Goose. It's a mechanism that scrambles eggs within it's shell. No mess, and less chance of contamination with other products. Will you please reblog the link? I'm going to tag your blog in the post. You don't have to, I just really want people to know about this.

foodffs:

OK, of course, I’ll put everything here. (I don’t know why I don’t like reblogging very much lol)

Anyway.

Here’s the thingy. You put your egg in it…

And beat the sh** out of… inside of it.

Ta-da!

Linky link!

That’s awesome!

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

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bluepueblo:

Stone House, Portland, Oregon
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bluepueblo:

Stone House, Portland, Oregon

photo via destroyed

airoehead:

I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan

renirabbit:

fearliath:

do-i-smell-watermelon:

the bend

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and slap

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I don’t even watch Star Trek but that is the most graceful bitchslap I have ever seen.

this is amazing

kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

bookoisseur:

psychopopwebcomics:

Denis Medri draws Star Wars as an 80’s high school movie

This is awesome.

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