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I forgot to turn my alarm off :( so good morning world!

Crochet Diary: More New Hats & Designs!

jadmontenegro:

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I haven’t posted about my crocheting in what seems like forever, but trust me, I haven’t stopped! My shop is going nuts with orders!

My shop is CLOSED until the 3rd week of January, so I’m taking this opportunity to get a breather and post about the new hat designs I’ve come up with up to this point.

Crochet/Yarn pr0n posts are placed under the tag CROCHET, [http://jadmontenegro.tumblr.com/tagged/CROCHET]so click that if you want to see related posts!


Cheshire Cat Hat
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Thor Hat version 1

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Princess Bubblegum Hat

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Finn Hat

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Minimalist Lumpy Space Princess Hat

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Elf Hat

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Cupcake Hat

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Spiderman Hat

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Bumblebee Hat

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Totoro Hat

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Thor Hat with Yellow Braids (ver 2)

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And lastly, a Christmas Hat! (this one was super fun to make, haha. A customer requested it for her newborn!)

Teehee! Happy Holidays!

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I want to make them all, so beautiful

Anonymous said: you are so so pretty

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"I don’t get it! How are you customer service skills so great?"

russellwalksart:

Here are some of the images I created for Topp’s new series of trading cards, Star Wars: Chrome Perspectives.
It was a blast to make them, and I’m gratified that the folks who’ve seen them seem to dig them.

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effcustomers:

Many days feel like a battle against the universe.

sweeter-than:

nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street. A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

my understanding is that trial lawyers are specifically looking for the least-smart, least likely to ask questions, jurors they can get. They really are trying to avoid jurors thinking too hard about the details. That’s how you keep a system where people go to jail for possession of less than 2 grams, and ppl shoot unarmed black teenagers then claim “self-defense”, going.
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nativefemboy:

thartist72:

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”

powerful Black Science Man

my understanding is that trial lawyers are specifically looking for the least-smart, least likely to ask questions, jurors they can get. They really are trying to avoid jurors thinking too hard about the details. That’s how you keep a system where people go to jail for possession of less than 2 grams, and ppl shoot unarmed black teenagers then claim “self-defense”, going.

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I swear this drink is 90 percent caramel!