MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY
My main goal is to ball so hard mothafuckas be embarrassed they dont ball half as hard as me
what guys say PMS does:
- turns women into emotional bitches
what PMS actually does:
- increases breast size from retaining water
- increases sex drive
- lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism
Third eye ✔️
screencap redraw!!!! *O*
I’VE BEEN MEANING TO DO ONE OF THESE FOR SO LONG and when i found this screencap i knew it wa s perfect heuheheuhe
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.
i just love how there’s this one side who is always like ‘AW PATRICK STUMP MY LIL BABY FACE ANGEL CUPCAKE PIE’ and then there’s the radically opposite side that’s ‘LET ME CALCULATE THE ANGLE OF HIS CURVED DICK USING INTENSE MATHEMATICAL FORMULAS. 6.3 INCHES SOFT. BEND ME OVER.’
Best crush description ever
Being called princess is one of my favourite things